Jaden's cat came from the general direction of the bathroom, soaking wet. When I asked him what he did to his cat, this was the response I got: "I'm not gonna tell you!" That brought up a string of questions as I explored the possible source of wet cat.
"Did you put him in the tub?" There is no water in the tub, so that was a dumb question, I know.
"No."
"Did you put him in the mop water?"
"No." He honestly didn't smell like PineSol, but you never know.
"Did you pour water on him?"
"No."
"Did you put him in the toilet?" Seems like a logical question to me. I mean, how many more possibilities are there?
"No."
"Well, he got soaked somehow, and you're the only one who knows. Why is your cat SOAKING WET?!?!"
"First I put-ed him in the sink. And then I turned the water on. And I washded him all over, like this." As he demonstrated the manner in which he washed his kitty, all I could think was:
"G-d, you're lucky that cat has patience with your 4-year-old antics and whims. Because THIS could've ended very badly. And bloody." This was taken a little after he had started to dry out.
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