I hate feet. I don't mean I have a general dislike for them. I hate them. They're icky, smelly, sticky, ugly.... blech! I really don't understand people with foot fetishes. At all. Maybe it's because my feet are so weird-looking. Maybe it's because I've smelled too many nasty ones. Maybe it's because certain people like(d) to put their feet on my bare skin when they were at their sweatiest/driest. I don't know. All I know is the only feet I want anywhere near me are my own or Jaden's... until he's about 8, and then I'll be telling him the same thing I tell everyone else. "Get your smelly, nasty, sweaty, bunion-laden, callous-crusted, snaggle-nailed paws OFF OF ME!!!!!

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